041. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.

 

Comments

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Which'd make 'em safer in your house than out on the street.

Right, so, not your boyfriend then. Curse?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Someone could cry kidnapping. It's not what it seems.

Took you long enough.

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Your secret's safe with me.

Mate, I been here a month. Not up on all the details of these curses yet.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And now we move on like it never happened. Excellent.

It's not like we get the same ones twice. Often that is. There's usually a period of two or three months before just one or so come back.

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Well, it was getting kinda played out.

So let's see if I'm getting all of this right -- your roommate disappeared, and you want to drown your sorrows with Steve McQueen, but you got hit with a curse couple days ago, so you can't go rent your film. Not quite sure how you're getting from point A to point B there.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I found my own solution. It's cheaper.

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

That'd be bitching at the network and hoping somebody ponies up a copy?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Don't knock it until you've tried it. I've got results.

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Somebody come through for you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yep. Now if I can get a bucket of popcorn out of it...

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

You always get on the network to guilt people into doing for you?

[ooc: He's laughing. XD]