041. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.

 

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Yeah... Definitely another reason why knowing stuff is useful.

Pink? I don't want it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you know how to make tourniquet, Lyra? And if you do what circumstances to do it? It's important.

You're a girl though.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

You use it when someone's lost a limb, and they're bleeding bad. You cut off circulation there to stop the bleeding. With a belt or something.

I still don't like it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the basics. Read more.

You say that now. Until some Johnny Whatshisface tells you you look nice in it or something, then everything changes.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Ah. See any familiar faces yesterday?

No, not even then.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nope. Lucky me, huh? You?

I'll keep you to that.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

A few. Including Ingram.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is he still an idiot?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Tried to imply I was an experiment, so I think the answer is yes.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's a solid yes.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

If he show's up again, I'm punching him. Or strangling him with his own hair.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Photos or it never happened.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to record it.