041. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.

 

Comments

o rly

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the best suggestion I've heard yet.

nanos<3

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Mother knows the best.

House would think that's just about little electronic pets

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sometimes. This time without a doubt.

LOL

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

A turtle is easier to maintain, dear.

<3

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

We could keep up with one another.

A TURTLE IS BEST ROOMMATE

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

It could outlive you. The animal would feel lonely when this happens.

8D

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Starvation is a lonely thing.