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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2011-02-04 04:37 am

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So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-02-04 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You just can't let anybody be happy, can you?

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to be a voice of reason.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-02-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean the party pooper.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't you like someone to tell you there could be a disease in that rabbit you're cuddling?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-02-05 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
But there wasn't a disease.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Did you know that from the beginning? Did you even think about it?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-02-06 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me for not being a fellow pessimist.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's pessimistic, what would you consider realistic?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-02-07 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I going to be interrogated just for wanting to not assume everything is going to end in tears? Because realistic doesn't mean you gotta come on the network and berate the City for not thinking the worst.