vicodincrutch: (t-rex attack)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2011-02-04 04:37 am

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So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Mordin, I think I found your long-lost cranky human cousin.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Cranky because I'm talking about things that no one else will?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I might not know a lot about Earth animals, but you're just being mean-spirited.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
By making sure that people are aware of the danger they put themselves in? I'm a doctor. It's my job.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Any number of pets and other animals could give you something, if you're not careful. I know, my friend is a doctor.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
They would likely be just as frustrated with the citizens at large because they grab rabbits of questionable origin.