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[vicodincrutch]

So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?

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[thenormalsquint]

You just can't let anybody be happy, can you?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I'd think any ticks are probably dead by now. Due to the bunnies catchin' on fire so often.

[eiremagic]

Never eaten it, huh?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Hey, Mordin, I think I found your long-lost cranky human cousin.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And here I thought the prospect of the animals bursting into flames was enough of a deterrent.

[dr_conscience]

I'll admit that this may be overly generous of me, but I think the compulsion to grab them may have been part of the curse.

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[windsorknot.livejournal.com]

[as_damaged]

I suppose we've got a jump on things, if it starts an epidemic.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

[Well, Rapunzel is completely horrified. Thank you for reinforcing her mother's ideas that everything in the world is trying to kill her.]

...but...what...?

[neverplay]

Daddy never bought you a bunny rabbit when you were a kid?

[tagged on the 5th]

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