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[vicodincrutch]

So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Why not is my question. How can it be ridiculous when rabbits spontaneously catch fire?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

How d'you know that fire rabbits are no immune tae all those things?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How do you know they're not?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I don't! But neither do you. How d'you get the last one?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you're telling me that you'd be perfectly content to grab a rabbit--that catches on fire-- with a fifty percent chance of giving you something?

The last what? Disease?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

No, I'm no grabbing them, they catch on fire when they're startled. I don't know how no to startle a rabbit.

Aye, that.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I consider it a guarantee that even attempting will make it spark.

Contact with an infected creature or the bests it carries. Rabbits claw, people forget that. If they've scratched themselves, or have any of their own personal fluid and it gets into a person's veins, there we go.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Okay, I wasnae sure if you could maybe get it by just bein' generally near them.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

See? Vital information.