052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

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[adamantined]

[adamantined]

Well if you were going for terrifyingly surprising, I think that works.

[small-comfort.livejournal.com]

There was a person the other day who said that most people lie, but that he or she never did!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My guess is that you weren't paying attention.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'd get patients, if you weren't a ruddy asshat.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Like people actually go to see their doctors because of their personality. They go to get treated. The personality is an added bonus. I'm not going to pretend to like someone I won't know for very long. That should apply to them too. They don't need to pretend to like their doctor.

No cake for you.

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[eiremagic]

[eiremagic]

That's....how...

[eiremagic]

That's a fuckin' shitload of cake.

[thejejunejesuit.livejournal.com]

It's her birthday?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yep. Alert the media.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

I really don't know her, but tell her Happy Birthday for me.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tell her yourself. She'll dig a boy talking to her. Just don't swap cooties.

[the-mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Get her a shillelagh.

[bellsandleather.livejournal.com]

'Course everybody lies, but how many good liars do you know?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's a paradox if a liar is very good, no one should know they're lying.

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my medical heart belongs to another.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. You're a liar too, Skywalker.

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[eiremagic]

[eiremagic]

....I didn't tell anyone?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I did not know she likes the color green.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She does. A lot. I think you should get her a present that's green.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Great minds like us should keep together.

[orderonto]

How very ethnically typecasting of you.

But thank you for the information. Now I can make sure to wish her well and get her a gift.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a stereotype, Aladdin. She loves it.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Everybody has to lie sometimes.