052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Like people actually go to see their doctors because of their personality. They go to get treated. The personality is an added bonus. I'm not going to pretend to like someone I won't know for very long. That should apply to them too. They don't need to pretend to like their doctor.

No cake for you.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

Unless someone gets a git for a doctor that not only diagnoses his or her ills, but also decides to add his own sarcastic commentary.

No thanks, anyways.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And the best goddamn diagnosis and treatment. It must be so hard being sick and picky.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd beat out Madame Pomfrey.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's a madame. That's interesting.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

...Er, not that sort of Madame, you pervert.