052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

Comments

[adamantined]

Trying to catch all the ladies. I see.

Isn't she Irish? I thought the drinking age in Europe was like eighteen.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I do what I can.

She's Irish. Do you want to take her to her AA meetings?

[adamantined]

It shows.

No! I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to make a point.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to make a point too.

Hey. You're a girl. Teach her something.

[adamantined]

What do you mean teach her something?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pull a She's All That.

[adamantined]

I don't have a Freddy Prince Jr.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're a liberated woman. Do you need a man to look better? Feminism is dead if that's your logic.

[adamantined]

Hey.

I was making a joke.

I'll talk to her.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good on both counts.

[adamantined]

Does she like anything girly?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. No she doesn't.

[adamantined]

I can work with this.