052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

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[adamantined]

[adamantined]

Well if you were going for terrifyingly surprising, I think that works.

[small-comfort.livejournal.com]

There was a person the other day who said that most people lie, but that he or she never did!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The terror level has been upped to cake.

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'd get patients, if you weren't a ruddy asshat.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My guess is that you weren't paying attention.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Like people actually go to see their doctors because of their personality. They go to get treated. The personality is an added bonus. I'm not going to pretend to like someone I won't know for very long. That should apply to them too. They don't need to pretend to like their doctor.

No cake for you.

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[eiremagic]

[small-comfort.livejournal.com]

But why would anyone bother lying when they were anonymous?

[eiremagic]

That's....how...

[adamantined]

I hope she puts it in your hair.

[eiremagic]

That's a fuckin' shitload of cake.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because they won't get caught. Duh.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. I think it works out.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I use L'Oreal. I don't think it'd appreciate it. Plus, the leprechaun needs to grow two more feet or so more to reach my head.

[eiremagic]

Is the claddagh cake made of meat?

[adamantined]

Do you use kids' L'Oreal? You know, the kind in the bottle that looks like a fish?

Don't make fun of short people. That's why ladders were invented.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. It could make a fitting side dish to ham. Or bacon.

[eiremagic]

...did you have to tell everyone?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I'm worth it.

Right. Right. It's because they've got such big problems.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You mean that wasn't privatized. Oops.

Come on, it had to happen. What are you? And old woman?

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

Unless someone gets a git for a doctor that not only diagnoses his or her ills, but also decides to add his own sarcastic commentary.

No thanks, anyways.

[eiremagic]

I'm 18.

[adamantined]

Maybe it's Maybelline.

Like putting cake in hair. I like the balloon, though. How old is she?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No alcohol yet. I can see why you're disappointed.