vicodincrutch: (gross/rock impression/grrr)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-28 01:13 pm

052. Diagnosis

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open
up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.
adamantined: (CUPCAKES)

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[personal profile] adamantined 2008-08-28 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
adamantined: (CAUTION)

[personal profile] adamantined 2008-08-28 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you were going for terrifyingly surprising, I think that works.

[identity profile] small-comfort.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a person the other day who said that most people lie, but that he or she never did!

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The terror level has been upped to cake.

[identity profile] equalmarked.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you'd get patients, if you weren't a ruddy asshat.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My guess is that you weren't paying attention.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Like people actually go to see their doctors because of their personality. They go to get treated. The personality is an added bonus. I'm not going to pretend to like someone I won't know for very long. That should apply to them too. They don't need to pretend to like their doctor.

No cake for you.
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

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[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] small-comfort.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But why would anyone bother lying when they were anonymous?
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's....how...
adamantined: (CALAMITY)

[personal profile] adamantined 2008-08-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope she puts it in your hair.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a fuckin' shitload of cake.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because they won't get caught. Duh.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. I think it works out.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I use L'Oreal. I don't think it'd appreciate it. Plus, the leprechaun needs to grow two more feet or so more to reach my head.
eiremagic: (Eden - looks kind of regal)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the claddagh cake made of meat?
adamantined: (UNORIGINAL)

[personal profile] adamantined 2008-08-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you use kids' L'Oreal? You know, the kind in the bottle that looks like a fish?

Don't make fun of short people. That's why ladders were invented.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It could make a fitting side dish to ham. Or bacon.
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...did you have to tell everyone?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm worth it.

Right. Right. It's because they've got such big problems.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean that wasn't privatized. Oops.

Come on, it had to happen. What are you? And old woman?

[identity profile] equalmarked.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless someone gets a git for a doctor that not only diagnoses his or her ills, but also decides to add his own sarcastic commentary.

No thanks, anyways.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 18.
adamantined: (GAMER)

[personal profile] adamantined 2008-08-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's Maybelline.

Like putting cake in hair. I like the balloon, though. How old is she?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No alcohol yet. I can see why you're disappointed.

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