052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough. Do we have to do this every time? I'll come around with my white coat and shake a can for annoying patients. Ick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDEN

Open up your presents.

Can you believe that she didn't want to tell anyone? Peppermint Patty can be so surprisingly shy.

Comments

[eiremagic]

That's a fuckin' shitload of cake.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. I think it works out.

[eiremagic]

Is the claddagh cake made of meat?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. It could make a fitting side dish to ham. Or bacon.

[eiremagic]

...did you have to tell everyone?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You mean that wasn't privatized. Oops.

Come on, it had to happen. What are you? And old woman?

[eiremagic]

I'm 18.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No alcohol yet. I can see why you're disappointed.

[eiremagic]

Is there a drinking age here?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It isn't so much an age. It's a 'you must be this tall.' Sorry. You are so close.

[eiremagic]

Hey! I'm not that short!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're only saying that because you marginally miss being a legal midget.

[eiremagic]

How tall is a legal midget?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Four feet, eleven inches. You have to convert it to the metric system on your own.

[eiremagic]

124.5cm. I'm 132cm.

Yeah, yeah, I get your point.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I rest my case.

Eat your cake.

[eiremagic]

....you didn't inject it with growth hormones or something? Birth control pills?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. That changes the flavor of the cake. And I don't want to develop breasts while having my cake. I like my sizable breasts on someone else.

Your pills should be ready tomorrow.

[eiremagic]

...funny.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And very true.

[eiremagic]

Wait.

Seriously?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Your birth control comes in tomorrow. Use it in good health. Don't pop one out.

[eiremagic]

I'm not having sex.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're getting friendly with Luke. Just a precaution. You're a woman now, half-pint.

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[eiremagic]