082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Want me to check the hall?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What's the rush? Didn't you hear about the pizza and beer?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I ate. And it's on my way.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

This City certainly does enjoy animals.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were so well read in fetishes.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

Doctor House!

[thenormalsquint]

Better animals eating humans than human eating humans. At least then it's expected.

Did she go back home?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think that Montenegro syndrome was the second pick when they were deciding the name for mad cow disease.

Could be.

[thenormalsquint]

Hahaha. Cute. I'd pat you on the head for that.

Damn. The good ones always go first.

[as_damaged]

It has been a while since she left, you're probably right.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You knew then.

i think she was out of the city during the whole hiatus? ;_; i could be wrong

[as_damaged]

It's not uncommon for some people, apparently.

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

H-how do I know if I have those?

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Easily.

Is the majority of your hair on your head?

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

. . . . . . . . . Y-yes.

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

There's another shot I gotta get now?

Damn, it takes that darn mercury forever to get out of the system.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Better lay off of the mercury, champ. Unless you want dementia.

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't give myself the goddamn vaccines. Doctors said I needed 'em before shipping out.

[eiremagic]

Shite. Better off I say.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You also say shite.

[eiremagic]

That isn't a problem, you know.

[dr_conscience]

She's been gone for a while, you know.

... what, exactly, does everything consist of in the City?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't see you putting up wanted posters either. Come and get your slice.

It's not for the faint of stomach.

[dr-foodsniffler.livejournal.com]

Can I be the young boy who shall remain nameless?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

As long as you take your Advantage.