082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Fine. Make yourself useful and pick up Foster's while you're at it.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You want me to go and come ba--

Fosters? Fine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're capable, aren't you?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I said it's fine. I'll pick up some real beer along the way.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The pizza isn't here yet. Take your time.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Would you rather not know?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pizza and beer is best if there is pizza and beer. I'll know when you get here.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I can skip checking and just bring the tinnies if you'd prefer.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stick the the original plan, will you?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Right.