082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Want me to check the hall?

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

This City certainly does enjoy animals.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What's the rush? Didn't you hear about the pizza and beer?

[thenormalsquint]

Better animals eating humans than human eating humans. At least then it's expected.

Did she go back home?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were so well read in fetishes.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I ate. And it's on my way.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

Doctor House!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think that Montenegro syndrome was the second pick when they were deciding the name for mad cow disease.

Could be.

[thenormalsquint]

Hahaha. Cute. I'd pat you on the head for that.

Damn. The good ones always go first.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Fine. Make yourself useful and pick up Foster's while you're at it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You want me to go and come ba--

Fosters? Fine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Repulsion usually inspires quite a bit out of me.

That explains why you're still around.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're capable, aren't you?

[thenormalsquint]

So I see you get inspired every time you look in the mirror.

No, I'm here just to annoy the shit out of you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It takes an outside element to do it. ....Are you going to use I'm rubber and you're glue next?

Ew.

[thenormalsquint]

Maybe. If I'm in the mood.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I said it's fine. I'll pick up some real beer along the way.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's something wrong if your best material is fresh out of the fourth grade.

[thenormalsquint]

Nope. I just don't feel like wasting the good stuff on you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The pizza isn't here yet. Take your time.

[as_damaged]

It has been a while since she left, you're probably right.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You knew then.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Would you rather not know?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pizza and beer is best if there is pizza and beer. I'll know when you get here.