082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Want me to check the hall?

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

This City certainly does enjoy animals.

[thenormalsquint]

Better animals eating humans than human eating humans. At least then it's expected.

Did she go back home?

[as_damaged]

It has been a while since she left, you're probably right.

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[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

H-how do I know if I have those?

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

There's another shot I gotta get now?

Damn, it takes that darn mercury forever to get out of the system.

[eiremagic]

Shite. Better off I say.

[dr_conscience]

She's been gone for a while, you know.

... what, exactly, does everything consist of in the City?

[dr-foodsniffler.livejournal.com]

Can I be the young boy who shall remain nameless?