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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-10-20 11:34 pm

082. Diagnosis

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

[identity profile] dr-foodsniffler.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I always take advantage.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure cops must love that.

[identity profile] dr-foodsniffler.livejournal.com 2009-10-22 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
The first rule is to never get caught.

Or at least to plead ignorance and beg forgiveness.