018. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I had the attitude before it was cool. Come off of it. Unoriginal and uncharacteristic. You fluff balls will be just writing about this for days in gory detail of how you threw out your tree and stomped the presents you choose to keep.

Doesn't make sense anyway. If you hated the holiday, you wouldn't have decorated. You wouldn't have bothered celebrating. Ordinary day and ordinary attitude with indifference to the cheer oozing out of every other person's pore. This curse written all over it. Or there are mass brain tumors. That would be a Christmas miracle.

Looks like I still live in an annex territory of the North Pole with the biggest, gayest elf since Liberace.

Comments

[freckle-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm going to hope your dislike of christmas doesn't extend as far as to throw things at carolers?

[honeycuttheaven.livejournal.com]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Liberace was an elf?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

... I almost wonder if Ingram's getting the reverse of it.

[legislated.livejournal.com]

Brain tumors are a Christmas miracle to you?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Will receive a present go against "the attitude"?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

The question is... why are you living with a gay elf?