vicodincrutch: (wah/are you kidding/sceptic)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2007-12-22 02:56 pm

018. Diagnosis

I had the attitude before it was cool. Come off of it. Unoriginal and uncharacteristic. You fluff balls will be just writing about this for days in gory detail of how you threw out your tree and stomped the presents you choose to keep.

Doesn't make sense anyway. If you hated the holiday, you wouldn't have decorated. You wouldn't have bothered celebrating. Ordinary day and ordinary attitude with indifference to the cheer oozing out of every other person's pore. This curse written all over it. Or there are mass brain tumors. That would be a Christmas miracle.

Looks like I still live in an annex territory of the North Pole with the biggest, gayest elf since Liberace.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Too much effort. I can just have The Who carol back to you.

[identity profile] freckle-queen.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know we won't be recieving any attacks from you at least.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Just aggressive indifference.

[identity profile] freckle-queen.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we sway your indifference by doing song requests?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Sound of Silence" in four part harmony.

[identity profile] freckle-queen.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I... walked right into that one. We'll be skipping over that in favor of Silent Night.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2007-12-23 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not everyone likes Simon and Garfunkel.