018. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I had the attitude before it was cool. Come off of it. Unoriginal and uncharacteristic. You fluff balls will be just writing about this for days in gory detail of how you threw out your tree and stomped the presents you choose to keep.

Doesn't make sense anyway. If you hated the holiday, you wouldn't have decorated. You wouldn't have bothered celebrating. Ordinary day and ordinary attitude with indifference to the cheer oozing out of every other person's pore. This curse written all over it. Or there are mass brain tumors. That would be a Christmas miracle.

Looks like I still live in an annex territory of the North Pole with the biggest, gayest elf since Liberace.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Too much effort. I can just have The Who carol back to you.

[freckle-queen.livejournal.com]

Good to know we won't be recieving any attacks from you at least.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Just aggressive indifference.

[freckle-queen.livejournal.com]

Can we sway your indifference by doing song requests?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

"The Sound of Silence" in four part harmony.

[freckle-queen.livejournal.com]

I... walked right into that one. We'll be skipping over that in favor of Silent Night.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not everyone likes Simon and Garfunkel.