018. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I had the attitude before it was cool. Come off of it. Unoriginal and uncharacteristic. You fluff balls will be just writing about this for days in gory detail of how you threw out your tree and stomped the presents you choose to keep.

Doesn't make sense anyway. If you hated the holiday, you wouldn't have decorated. You wouldn't have bothered celebrating. Ordinary day and ordinary attitude with indifference to the cheer oozing out of every other person's pore. This curse written all over it. Or there are mass brain tumors. That would be a Christmas miracle.

Looks like I still live in an annex territory of the North Pole with the biggest, gayest elf since Liberace.

Comments

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Will receive a present go against "the attitude"?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, it wouldn't. I think all things considered I've been a good boy this year.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

That dismiss the lump of coal I had already wrapped.

I know you are allergic to magic as I am, but what about advanced technology?

((OOC: She's going to give him some sci fi medtech)).

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it'll be of some used to you. Keep it around.

I like the sound of that.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

The present won't longer be a surprise, but at least it will be welcome.