008. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Friction causes fire. Witches use fire! Friction is evil! Goodness! You know, let's start killing the people who can whistle or snap their fingers.  Fornication uses friction too. 

Here's an idea. Let's get all the witches together and make them follow a separate code of conduct. To identify them, sew some yellow stars on every item of their clothing. And then let's put em into a controlled neighborhood and---Ah, now that I have your attention:

Christ people, the very staple of this place is based on bippity boppity boo. Remember? Your mother probably sniffed pixie dust and that's how half of you came into being. Stop harassing the other morons. Magic is DUMB and an EASY WAY OUT. Fine, I agree but don't be the Gestapo about it. I hate everyone who can run. Can I set them on fire? I will. Don't tempt me.

You all are wonderfully showing how impressionable and controllable you are. A bit of the right magic influence from the City itself and look at what you do. Really now, this curse is unimaginative and based on sensationalism. The original Salem trials ended up hanging only nineteen. Ten more were convicted. Oh, but I suppose the dieties are going all out so this has to be a European witch hunt.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You and Dye-Job are staying out of trouble I hope.

Strikes gone!

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

We're keeping people safe

Why would we be in trouble?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Call it a hunch. You asking that is suspicious already. Quit while you're ahead.

[visioning.livejournal.com]

That means they'll be letting off 2/3rds of the people they drag in then. Somehow, I don't see that playing out the same, here.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

God, I wish I could have just stayed in bed today. This was not worth waking up for.

[visioning.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling. Earplugs, sleeping pills, and a couple of hundred locks on your door?

private//unhackable

[number1gal.livejournal.com]

I see Dr. House is himself~

Re: private//unhackable

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I had a choice I'd be Robocop sometimes.

private//unhackable

[number1gal.livejournal.com]

I would be Purple Panther X,
I know all his moves.

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

Just be happy you're of the two legged variety today.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Salem! Where is Sabrina?

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

You should probably just...stay indoors today?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Maybe not.

I'm already being disgrunted indoors. I don't think I'm a very good street act.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

So what did you do for the rest of the curses?

I don't blame you, I avoided most of the curses this month by staying in doors. And it's a very boring pass time.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

While you may be right, I don't believe those under the influence of the city will have their minds changed.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No one ever listens to the one who is right. At least not when it counts.

I get to say I told you so, that's always a pick me up.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

Should someone be ashamed of what they have done when not themselves?

[ooc; i luv engrish!]

1/3

[glock30.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

3/3

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Looks like you are a friction monger. Watch out, you could be next!

ooc

[a-crimson-ninja.livejournal.com]

just gotta say

you = AMAZINGNESS

Re: ooc

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

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