008. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Friction causes fire. Witches use fire! Friction is evil! Goodness! You know, let's start killing the people who can whistle or snap their fingers.  Fornication uses friction too. 

Here's an idea. Let's get all the witches together and make them follow a separate code of conduct. To identify them, sew some yellow stars on every item of their clothing. And then let's put em into a controlled neighborhood and---Ah, now that I have your attention:

Christ people, the very staple of this place is based on bippity boppity boo. Remember? Your mother probably sniffed pixie dust and that's how half of you came into being. Stop harassing the other morons. Magic is DUMB and an EASY WAY OUT. Fine, I agree but don't be the Gestapo about it. I hate everyone who can run. Can I set them on fire? I will. Don't tempt me.

You all are wonderfully showing how impressionable and controllable you are. A bit of the right magic influence from the City itself and look at what you do. Really now, this curse is unimaginative and based on sensationalism. The original Salem trials ended up hanging only nineteen. Ten more were convicted. Oh, but I suppose the dieties are going all out so this has to be a European witch hunt.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No one ever listens to the one who is right. At least not when it counts.

I get to say I told you so, that's always a pick me up.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

Should someone be ashamed of what they have done when not themselves?

[ooc; i luv engrish!]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

To some degree yes. Some mistakes won't come undone because you didn't mean to make them.

It's called owning up.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

I see. I should hope, as well, that guilty parties are able to manage their mistakes. But I also hope that others will be fair enough to offer forgiveness..

--Ah, I'm sorry, I'm rambling. My name is Subaru.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In a perfect world, it would be all of that and the sunshine and daisies. I'm sure it will play out completely different.

I'm Doctor Greg House. Nice to meet you, Subaru.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

Of course the world isn't perfect, but I still hope for the best.

It's very nice to meet you too. I hope you do not mind my intrusion.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Someone's got to do it.

Are you intruding? Wow, you're so good. I haven't been aware of it.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

Ah-- well. I suppose I will just try harder next time.

[ooc; oh House. so snarky. Yet so cute.]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Please do. It helps to bang things angrily. Or for emphasis. Better yet, walk in without knocking then bang on something.

[gemini-running.livejournal.com]

Quite bothersome, I'm sure.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

With practice it'll be perfect at just the right moments.