vicodincrutch: (goofy/lolz)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-12-18 11:59 am

087. Diagnosis

Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My career could provide something close.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The fact that you've still got one?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
A miracle that holds many others.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you had a problem with divine intervention as a possible diagnosis.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If a motorcycle is the difference between source of power then I am empowered, divinely.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you're empowered by a Honda CBR100RR engine. Different kind of divine.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
We didn't say what kind of divine. It's divine all the same. Anyway, I believe I'm worth it.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd take the bike over canonisation. For a place with fixed rents and high employment, this city is depressingly pedestrian.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
You get more out of it.