087. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.

Comments

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Oh, bother. Also, the spirit of the season is technically about giving things to other people.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I give my best effort not to be as horrible as I'm capable. At least for a month. I deserve some kind of compensation. To keep this cycle legit.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

I think in terms of rewards for that level of selfless do-gooding, we're talking baked goods and not canonization.