087. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.

Comments

[dr_conscience]

If only the Nobel committee were in this universe.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A motorcycle will suffice in their absence.

[dr_conscience]

I guess I must have missed when they opened the dealership.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's got to be some way. I wouldn't be showcasing such goodness for nothing.

[dr_conscience]

Well, as impressive as the goodness is, I'm making an effort avoid doing any holiday shopping through the Deities.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

QVC and ebay are just not around.

[dr_conscience]

When they start delivering to alternate universes of questionable reality, I'll let you know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that you are not going to reinforce good behavior.

[dr_conscience]

House, I would love nothing more than to reward you for your remarkable lack of federal offenses. All I'm saying is that the City is a surprisingly difficult place to obtain a vehicle.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Difficult doesn't mean impossible. Rally the troops.

the sad thing, i think, is that he might go do that XD

[dr_conscience]

We'll see.

You know... I've been bracing for your scathing commentary for weeks.