062. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I've seen some displays of sap. But you? I feel like I've been nursing off of a redwood. One more holiday to go and then the season of peak insincerity can finally come to a close. Do we all really love each other with that wishes of peace? I mean, besides the nazis. That's more than a little obvious. And the monsters. Nazis and monsters aside, do you honestly give a crap about everyone else? No. You don't. Because you can't possibly have feelings for every single person. It's not logical also more than half of you are idiots.

While I'm on a roll: City made the Zombie AIDS and then cured it. Game over with a fizzle. No hunt. No build up. I can't think of a time I've been this disappointed. The deities should stick to playing another game and leave mine alone.

Comments

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[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

It just... stopped? Poof? "HORRIBLE ZOMBIES, OH NEVERMIND"? That is kinda anticlimactic.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Kinda nothing. What Hot Topic chewed you up and spit you out? It is anticlimactic.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

There aren't any Hot Topics here, I'm an imitation of an imitation of counter-culture.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good that you're accepting it. Too bad it still doesn't make you special. It just makes you more pathetic.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

Okay, so what's your name? So I know what to write in my Myspace while I'm cutting my wrists and crying.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh internet pity parties need names now? I've heard of everything. Dr. Greg House.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

I like to make them as personal as possible. Hi. I'm Brody.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The better to assemble that list. Then I'll really be sorry.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

They'll all be sorry.

I'm bored of Angsty Teen, can I be Evil Villain now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't see any overly attractive people in your age range close by for you to attempt to menace.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

How about overly attractive older people? I can put on a moustache, no one will be able to tell.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only if you want to answer questions about Satanism, what it's like to be a roadie and young kids looking to score some weed, rock or whatever else is the flavor of the week.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

I'm strangely okay with being That Guy. I need a track suit and aviator glasses though.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Another stereotype you can assimilate.

[thomasasks.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's hard work. You make one mistake and people start bitching about how much better the original was.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Old school is always better.