049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And all I said was what you'd hear from any good doctor would. Awesome. Now that the bases are covered I'm going to issue a prescription, you're going to follow it and the conversation ends.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Medical Doctor is my acronym. Yours?

Yep. You're catching on.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Yay. I'll send Lee by to pick it up.

'Bye Doc.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

United Mining Companies Police.

Fine. When do you have appointments?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That better be the story.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you are the police. Well, that works out some how.

Wednesday is clear.

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[authorised.livejournal.com]

Anything else is up to her to say.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

There's no UMC here anyway.

Okay. Wednesday.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

That scenario with the butt? Very unrealistic.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's safe and sound, living with me. And trying to get me to eat terrible food. Those are the facts.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the way to do it. You just never know when it might be a bad cold or flu season.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm aware of.

Anything I need to know about before hand?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

You could really hit the jackpot and I could have some alien virus.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised at want an effect any encouragement from you would do. For the benefit of all woman kind.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I don't have my tags with my medical history, but it's all normal up until... half a year ago.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're fine to show your butt whenever, wherever? Huge growth on it or not? Gets bad if you're thinking about STDs.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'll work with whatever you tell me. I just want to know if this will require heavy machinery. I can operate it all, I'm a professional.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Don't get my hopes up too much.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Sorry. At the very least we can try and think of creative ways to draw blood that will actually work.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

...

You'll need to check my reproductive organs. I don't know what else.

You don't believe anything else. I don't know why you'd believe this.

I was pregnant. About... three months. Aliens used their biotechnology to accelerate the pregnancy. Six months in... I'm not sure, hours? Less than a day. I don't know if there's lasting damage from that.

And here I was... attacked. I don't know if he did any other lasting damage.

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[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Then I encourage you to cease and desist.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

...I have my work cut out for me. I'll take a look.

You like X-Files?

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

X-Files?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That'll take what we call creative problem solving. Funny that you mention blood. I think there are a few good ways to try out. Rest easy.