020. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.

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[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

Everyone's a critic.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not all critics know something about chemicals. But sure.

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[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

And what do you know, Doctor

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Plenty.

I'm a doctor. The game Operation doesn't come with a degree in medicine in the box.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

You doing all right, Doctor House?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'm a regular Florence Nightingale.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Who's that? Are you somewhere safe?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A World War nurse, read a book on her. She's great. As safe as doctoring in the middle of a war can be.

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

[light static]

At least someone can find comedy in the chaos.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I do what I can to help the war effort. Best medicine and all that.

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[crete-goddess.livejournal.com]

Ah-hah. It is, Dr. House.

And we do appreciate your help.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's been a while, Princess.

I couldn't leave all of the medical treatment to the magic folk. Not when a real doctor is on call.

[number1gal.livejournal.com]

Stitches itch.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And open wounds are so much fun.

[number1gal.livejournal.com]

heh~
How are you doing, Dr. House?
Safe, I would guess.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Minimal sleep. A coffee drip is keeping me alive.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm missing an arm. Can you fix that?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. But lend you a hand? Sure.

I can hook you up with an agent too. People really go for the amputees in specialty videos if you know what I'm saying.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You better not be saying what I think you're saying.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Not to mention chicks dig scars.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Care to give a testimony?

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

Sure, got a bible to swear on?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

I have observed that oddity. I hope the laughter isn't contagious.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's just proving to be annoying and hideous.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

As long they don't add "deadly" to their list of growing charms.