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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-01-08 12:01 pm
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020. Diagnosis

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.
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Re: Voice Only

[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Nonlethal. They'll squirt whip-cream, pen-ink, maybe a little bit of paint and such at him. Crapload would like...one every day for a week or so? He can choose not to open them.]

Re: Voice Only

[identity profile] princeofknaves.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Yessir. Sorry if it seemed abrupt, but, you know, it's the Joker. ^^;;]
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