vicodincrutch: (looking up/dun squish/message from above)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-01-08 12:01 pm

020. Diagnosis

Look, Dad! I'm in a war! And to think that I would have been spending this time in an enclosure with Emmett. This is the most work I've had since coming to this place. Princeton Plainsborough should go to war.

I'd recommend stretching before all of those harrowing acts of valor, people.The Stewards have yet to show signs of fatigue. I've treated at least two sprains. Come on? You want a war wound? Get one, a sprain? How embarressing. You tell your kids 'I was in a war' and they'll ask with their little eyes aglow for the moment they're away from that gamestation and you won't have anything to show for it. Because it was a sprain. I recommend something that you can get stitches for.

A case of the giggles in the alien ranks... Ew. Someone can use a chemistry set.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
How romantic. Someone has nice taste.

This is war, it's a cruel thing. The guys front can't get theirs.

[identity profile] ohrosalita.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
It was '89, we had a choice of Meatloaf, Madonna or Metallica. I think the B-52s might've made the playlist somewhere.

You say that now. Once they get back you'll be complaining about the baby boom.