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[vicodincrutch]

In the event that you find your skin to be orange after consuming your weight in carrots, City carrots no less, don't be alarmed. Consuming that much beta carotene, it should be no surprise. I wouldn't recommend a diet of that many carrots unless you want to increase your chances of prostate cancer, lung cancer, or cardiovascular problems.

The mystery is solved. If it isn't that, take Motrin. If it does nothing...someone will see you eventually.

This is way, way more clinic duty than I've ever willingly undertaken. Surely, someone has an infectious disease or maybe a bacteria not yet diagnosed. You're holding out on me. I'd ask about any downstairs mix ups but I still think it's too soon. Right, Dr. Cameron? Dr. Chase? They'll be modest. Always.

I would like to say, loudly and proudly, on the network that meat is good. Cows are delicious when prepared properly. Not eating meat doesn't make sense because our body processes it. How much and of what sort, it can vary. People say eating red meat is unnatural, that's not entirely so. It again goes back to how much. How frequently. How now brown cow.

Comments

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

What's Motrin?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

400mg over the counter Ibuprofen. Good for what ails you a great percentage of the time.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Oh, medicine!

[neverplay]

Downstairs mix-ups?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. And they're exactly how they sound.

[neverplay]

... Oh. Yeah. I remember.

Bored, Dr. House?

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[slowsmolder.livejournal.com]

Meat is good, when you can get it. People shouldn't be fussy.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And if they are? What do you suggest?

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[slowsmolder.livejournal.com]

A few weeks of starvation.

*have a slightly unnerved Piglet*

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

oh dear D:

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh d-d-d-dear oh d-dear! Y-y-you eat m-m-meat? N-n-not... [He gulps loudly.] n-not s-small p-p-piglets though, r-right? B-b-because if you do, I'm most distinctly NOT that... no no no. N-not at all!

[eiremagic]

I could make something up.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So I could make up a cure then make up a Nobel Peace Prize win for our research?

[eiremagic]

How do you win a Peace Prize for medicine?

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[aimandfire.livejournal.com]

People shouldn't complain about having food.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Burgers of all things. You can get them any way you want.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I am an advocate for meat.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

May we ever reign the food chain.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Are you seriously asking if Cameron's diseased?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I'm asking about the tool swapping. Isn't that something within you realm of experience too? Some people have a perpetual problem with that.

Is it too soon? Are we sensitive about it?

[dr_conscience]

I'll make a note to pick up a couple of steaks.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Amen brother! You and your great work could convert the heathens.

[adamantined]

No Oompa Loompa jokes? I'm shocked.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't like the look of it?