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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-09-23 10:12 am

105 Diagnosis

In the event that you find your skin to be orange after consuming your weight in carrots, City carrots no less, don't be alarmed. Consuming that much beta carotene, it should be no surprise. I wouldn't recommend a diet of that many carrots unless you want to increase your chances of prostate cancer, lung cancer, or cardiovascular problems.

The mystery is solved. If it isn't that, take Motrin. If it does nothing...someone will see you eventually.

This is way, way more clinic duty than I've ever willingly undertaken. Surely, someone has an infectious disease or maybe a bacteria not yet diagnosed. You're holding out on me. I'd ask about any downstairs mix ups but I still think it's too soon. Right, Dr. Cameron? Dr. Chase? They'll be modest. Always.

I would like to say, loudly and proudly, on the network that meat is good. Cows are delicious when prepared properly. Not eating meat doesn't make sense because our body processes it. How much and of what sort, it can vary. People say eating red meat is unnatural, that's not entirely so. It again goes back to how much. How frequently. How now brown cow.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously asking if Cameron's diseased?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm asking about the tool swapping. Isn't that something within you realm of experience too? Some people have a perpetual problem with that.

Is it too soon? Are we sensitive about it?

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I went back in your entries, when I got here.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Are you fishing for a compliment on your investigative skills?