vicodincrutch: (this is a sandwich)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-09-23 10:12 am

105 Diagnosis

In the event that you find your skin to be orange after consuming your weight in carrots, City carrots no less, don't be alarmed. Consuming that much beta carotene, it should be no surprise. I wouldn't recommend a diet of that many carrots unless you want to increase your chances of prostate cancer, lung cancer, or cardiovascular problems.

The mystery is solved. If it isn't that, take Motrin. If it does nothing...someone will see you eventually.

This is way, way more clinic duty than I've ever willingly undertaken. Surely, someone has an infectious disease or maybe a bacteria not yet diagnosed. You're holding out on me. I'd ask about any downstairs mix ups but I still think it's too soon. Right, Dr. Cameron? Dr. Chase? They'll be modest. Always.

I would like to say, loudly and proudly, on the network that meat is good. Cows are delicious when prepared properly. Not eating meat doesn't make sense because our body processes it. How much and of what sort, it can vary. People say eating red meat is unnatural, that's not entirely so. It again goes back to how much. How frequently. How now brown cow.
neverplay: (Default)

[personal profile] neverplay 2010-09-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Downstairs mix-ups?

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[identity profile] slowsmolder.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Meat is good, when you can get it. People shouldn't be fussy.

*have a slightly unnerved Piglet*

[identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-09-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I could make something up.

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[identity profile] aimandfire.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
People shouldn't complain about having food.

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I am an advocate for meat.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously asking if Cameron's diseased?
dr_conscience: (Yeah okay there // I don't think so)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2010-09-24 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll make a note to pick up a couple of steaks.
adamantined: (GASP)

[personal profile] adamantined 2010-09-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No Oompa Loompa jokes? I'm shocked.