vicodincrutch: (this is a sandwich)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-09-23 10:12 am

105 Diagnosis

In the event that you find your skin to be orange after consuming your weight in carrots, City carrots no less, don't be alarmed. Consuming that much beta carotene, it should be no surprise. I wouldn't recommend a diet of that many carrots unless you want to increase your chances of prostate cancer, lung cancer, or cardiovascular problems.

The mystery is solved. If it isn't that, take Motrin. If it does nothing...someone will see you eventually.

This is way, way more clinic duty than I've ever willingly undertaken. Surely, someone has an infectious disease or maybe a bacteria not yet diagnosed. You're holding out on me. I'd ask about any downstairs mix ups but I still think it's too soon. Right, Dr. Cameron? Dr. Chase? They'll be modest. Always.

I would like to say, loudly and proudly, on the network that meat is good. Cows are delicious when prepared properly. Not eating meat doesn't make sense because our body processes it. How much and of what sort, it can vary. People say eating red meat is unnatural, that's not entirely so. It again goes back to how much. How frequently. How now brown cow.

[identity profile] binarysky.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What's Motrin?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
400mg over the counter Ibuprofen. Good for what ails you a great percentage of the time.
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[personal profile] neverplay 2010-09-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Downstairs mix-ups?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. And they're exactly how they sound.
neverplay: (Default)

[personal profile] neverplay 2010-09-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh. Yeah. I remember.

Bored, Dr. House?

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[identity profile] slowsmolder.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Meat is good, when you can get it. People shouldn't be fussy.

*have a slightly unnerved Piglet*

[identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
eiremagic: (Eden - distracted from work)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-09-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I could make something up.

[identity profile] binarysky.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, medicine!

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[identity profile] aimandfire.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
People shouldn't complain about having food.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
More like stagnant.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
And if they are? What do you suggest?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
So I could make up a cure then make up a Nobel Peace Prize win for our research?

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Burgers of all things. You can get them any way you want.
neverplay: (Default)

[personal profile] neverplay 2010-09-24 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
You could pick up a new hobby. Wood-carving could work.
eiremagic: (Eden - focused)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-09-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
How do you win a Peace Prize for medicine?

[identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
O-oh d-d-d-dear oh d-dear! Y-y-you eat m-m-meat? N-n-not... [He gulps loudly.] n-not s-small p-p-piglets though, r-right? B-b-because if you do, I'm most distinctly NOT that... no no no. N-not at all!

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I am an advocate for meat.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Because we'd cure the planet of the imaginary outbreak that pit nations against one another for uninfected land. Go big or go home.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not you. How about that?
eiremagic: (Eden - will think on it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2010-09-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
We can't even cure Zombieism.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
May we ever reign the food chain.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Rub it in, why don't you?

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Did you not go rabbit?

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