099 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Let me guess, you're lonely. You go to parties and sit in the corner of the room looking longingly at the throng hoping that one of them will approach you and begin that fairytale come true. The clock is ticking, all the elasticity is being worn out in your face. You're holding onto your youth as though it's life itself. How much longer til you fall all the way over the hill and hit the bottom? Who knows. Studies have shown that being without close human contact shortens your life.

That's why you need this guy. Take a look. He has all of his teeth and is house trained too. Those are not hair plugs. Take a good look at him. Already you like him. Blond, blue eyed. Not fat. It doesn't matter what his personality is, does it? It doesn't even matter what  he does for a living. (He's a doctor if you have to know.) This is the one. Why? Because he's so attainable. Just for you.

Bidding starts at one Orange.

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Some do. I didn't know I was in one.

the link is not ic.

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

It's a nice picture. Though, personally, I'd have gone with the windswept (http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/844/844561/DarkAngel_Max_standing_1199919639.jpg) look.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

He didn't think to ask for that pose during the session.

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

I thought that was one of the classic photographers tricks. Guess I can see why he went for a career in medicine.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Did you just show up here to critique me?

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

No, I'd bid if I weren't trying to save money.

2/2, i'm sorry!

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

And that was critique towards him, not you. You obviously didn't take the picture.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

No, I was the subject. Obviously I'm not enough of a draw without special effects.

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

...Are you serious? I was kidding.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You were insulting.

1/about three

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ honestly surprised ]

I can't believe you're being so -

i lied, it's four

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

- You're seriously upset about this?

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ SIGH ]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to be insulting. I'm sorry.

1/3

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Fine. Apology accepted.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Has anyone ever told you you're painfully easy?

1/several

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

Wha -

3/3

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

You jerk!

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Yup. But I look good with the wind in my hair.

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

See if I bid on you now.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Would you have an advance on four indigo?

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

I could get one, but now I wouldn't waste the effort.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want you to. It's more than a date with anyone's worth.