vicodincrutch: (lookin' at you kid)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2010-06-05 08:30 am

099 Diagnosis

Let me guess, you're lonely. You go to parties and sit in the corner of the room looking longingly at the throng hoping that one of them will approach you and begin that fairytale come true. The clock is ticking, all the elasticity is being worn out in your face. You're holding onto your youth as though it's life itself. How much longer til you fall all the way over the hill and hit the bottom? Who knows. Studies have shown that being without close human contact shortens your life.

That's why you need this guy. Take a look. He has all of his teeth and is house trained too. Those are not hair plugs. Take a good look at him. Already you like him. Blond, blue eyed. Not fat. It doesn't matter what his personality is, does it? It doesn't even matter what  he does for a living. (He's a doctor if you have to know.) This is the one. Why? Because he's so attainable. Just for you.

Bidding starts at one Orange.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: hey girl hey)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I did say at least, didn't I? Personally, I'd pay more, but a master poker player never shows her hand before it's time.
Edited 2010-06-05 20:40 (UTC)

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be terrible at poker.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: sassy)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wrong. I have a good face.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: this ain't the water cooler)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's what I want you to think.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: let's talk about it)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I only let you be right. Big difference, sweetheart.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: coffee break)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I know so.

Two Blues.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: i smile so i don't kill you)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I plan on keeping it too.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet you're outbid already, and by a junior opponent.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: imagining you naked)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Add four greens to their bid.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me go back to the other party.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: babyface)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I bidding for you or your ego?

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Two-for-one. That has to be worth more than an indigo.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: i beat that bitch with a bat)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
They bid that much? Fine. And indigo and five blue.

[identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're on top again. For the moment.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: a little smile)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I like being on top so add in another two blues.

1/2

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[identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Angela. Shouldn't you try something like "would you, please?" if you wanted a date with Dr. Chase instead of spending your hard earned savings? This all seems a little excessive to me, not to mention a touch derogatory.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: curious monkey is curious)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But where's the fun in that?

[identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So you think it's fun to hand over your money to Dr. House of all people in exchange for a date with Dr. Chase - a date which he might probably be amenable to anyway if you'd only asked him nicely?

That's absurd, Ange.
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: admit it. i'm adorable.)

brennan, if you want to help the cursed, take her atm card away lol

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2010-06-05 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a competitive streak. Can you blame me?

sob, she'll probably have to wrestle it from angela lol

[identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...Didn't anything I just said register with you? Your behavior is completely irrational.

see keywords

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