099 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Let me guess, you're lonely. You go to parties and sit in the corner of the room looking longingly at the throng hoping that one of them will approach you and begin that fairytale come true. The clock is ticking, all the elasticity is being worn out in your face. You're holding onto your youth as though it's life itself. How much longer til you fall all the way over the hill and hit the bottom? Who knows. Studies have shown that being without close human contact shortens your life.

That's why you need this guy. Take a look. He has all of his teeth and is house trained too. Those are not hair plugs. Take a good look at him. Already you like him. Blond, blue eyed. Not fat. It doesn't matter what his personality is, does it? It doesn't even matter what  he does for a living. (He's a doctor if you have to know.) This is the one. Why? Because he's so attainable. Just for you.

Bidding starts at one Orange.

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

I know so.

Two Blues.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

And you take the lead.

[thenormalsquint]

I plan on keeping it too.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Yet you're outbid already, and by a junior opponent.

[thenormalsquint]

Add four greens to their bid.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Let me go back to the other party.

[thenormalsquint]

Am I bidding for you or your ego?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Two-for-one. That has to be worth more than an indigo.

[thenormalsquint]

They bid that much? Fine. And indigo and five blue.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

And you're on top again. For the moment.

[thenormalsquint]

I like being on top so add in another two blues.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Two indigo.

1/2

[thenormalsquint]

Hold on.

[Checking her accounts...]

[thenormalsquint]

Two indigos, one violet... three violets.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Angela...

[thenormalsquint]

Another violet?

private;

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

Dr. Chase, kindly discourage her. I will not have Angela spend her savings that she works several jobs to earn on some foolish curse day whim.

/threadjacks

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

Angela. Shouldn't you try something like "would you, please?" if you wanted a date with Dr. Chase instead of spending your hard earned savings? This all seems a little excessive to me, not to mention a touch derogatory.

[thenormalsquint]

But where's the fun in that?

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

So you think it's fun to hand over your money to Dr. House of all people in exchange for a date with Dr. Chase - a date which he might probably be amenable to anyway if you'd only asked him nicely?

That's absurd, Ange.

brennan, if you want to help the cursed, take her atm card away lol

[thenormalsquint]

I have a competitive streak. Can you blame me?

sob, she'll probably have to wrestle it from angela lol

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

...Didn't anything I just said register with you? Your behavior is completely irrational.

if i was evil, i would say in a ring of jello but... 8D /gtfos

[thenormalsquint]

You should try bidding too. Just don't outbid me.

[Translation: No.]

well that would make for a different kind of bidding scene altogether /lols forever

[bonescientist.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm not going to bid for anybody. Alright, you're obviously cursed out of your right mind and I'm confiscating your wallet until tomorrow.

see keywords

[thenormalsquint]

No, you're not.