082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

Yeah. We won by the way. Thanks to me. Mercury or no.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't say. I never would have thought.

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

Well now you know, smarty pants.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What happened to Private Ryan?

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

There's tons of Private Ryans and I didn't work with any of 'em, you gotta be more specific.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Private James Francis Ryan of Iowa?

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

Nope, didn't know him. Friend of yours?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

no. I didn't. But do you know if they saved him?

[thebearjew.livejournal.com]

No clue. You know where he was stationed?