082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

B-b-but I have hair!

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I meant more so than usual.

You can see skin right? That's worth celebrating.

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

. . . . . . Wh-what if I can't?

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

See skin or celebrate?

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

See skin.

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You do a number of things: panic, shave, wax, call a doctor and then see if you'll endure hormone therapy, surgery or something else that's fun.

voice;

[gonnadieee.livejournal.com]

You idiot, lift up your dress!

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O-oh, I do see skin. H-how should I c-celebrate?