082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are to blame, it depends on the case. Imagine having to lint roll yourself everyday. Really it would be easy though especially if you make a cool million off of the Ringling Brothers.

I've covered hairy and bitches to some degree. But not as much as I should. Paging Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I have a feeling she skipped out. This calls for pizza with everything and beer.

Comments

[eiremagic]

Shite. Better off I say.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You also say shite.

[eiremagic]

That isn't a problem, you know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had Foster's? They say it is Australian for beer.

[eiremagic]

Nope.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There will be some around. And you don't have to worry about it stunting your growth.

[eiremagic]

No booze for me.