066. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

Comments

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Scooby Doo brown? Isn't that a normal color of a dog?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen a great dane look like that? Be honest.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Not with those spots I guess.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And to think that even though he looks more like a real dog he is less competent.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was all that pot that made him that way.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

At best I think he'd have a contact high all the time.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

At least they didn't move on to harder drugs after all that time. Although the gang hopped up on PCP or something would have made for a totally different show.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Their mystery solving record would be in the toilet if Velma was on anything.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I bet the first thing she'd do is beat all the others senseless for their stupidity. Or at least Fred and Daphne. I mean, at least Shaggy was smart enough to know he didn't want to do all that scary stuff.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Understandable reaction by any person constantly surrounded by idiots.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

[An amused laugh.]

It's a credit to your self control that you haven't bludgeoned too many people yet.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Truly. That and chances are I'd have to treat them right after.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Hey, but now your doctor friends who are nice are here! You can just bludgeon someone in front of them and let them take care of it.