vicodincrutch: (studying/hmmm/)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-03-13 01:44 pm

066. Diagnosis

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

[identity profile] holymadonna.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
How is your associate faring, Doctor House?

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think saying those things helps.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't Scooby Doo brown? Isn't that a normal color of a dog?

[personal profile] suicideslowly 2009-03-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You weren't shaken?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I take it that she is better now, correct?

[identity profile] astris-excelsa.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Is your friend all right now?

[identity profile] gracedfall.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would the butlers do it?
dr_conscience: (Glance up // Thinkthinkthink)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-14 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly the City's investigators need to invest in some mutated dogs. It could drastically improve their solve rates.

Cameron is alive though, isn't she? I mean, not just in the walking corpse sense...
as_damaged: (//i'm better bred much better led)

trauma? what trauma. she's fine, rly. >_> also, late 'cause i suck, sob.

[personal profile] as_damaged 2009-03-14 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they wanted grape and I gave them cherry.