066. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

Comments

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

How is your associate faring, Doctor House?

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

...I don't think saying those things helps.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's sturdy, I'm sure. They don't make em like they used to.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh ye of little faith.

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

I'd think it would be the other way around.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Scooby Doo brown? Isn't that a normal color of a dog?

[suicideslowly]

You weren't shaken?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I take it that she is better now, correct?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is this a make or break point on sending flowers?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Stirred maybe.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen a great dane look like that? Be honest.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Imagine having differing opinions.

[suicideslowly]

In the mood for martinis?

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Not with those spots I guess.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

If she were to request flowers I wouldn't be adverse to sending them. However, I am merely making sure that she's alright. There were far too many murders yesterday for my liking.

fff I love him

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

Imagine that.

[astris-excelsa.livejournal.com]

Oh! Is your friend all right now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I have friends?

The things that are coming up today.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Since when do victims ask people to send flowers? Must be some kind of place that you're from. Victims ask for flowers and there is a tolerable number of murders.

[astris-excelsa.livejournal.com]

Everyone has friends.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My jet powered car is in the shop. Or else I'd be heading up to Costa Rica for some with Miss Ova Ertsexual-Innuendo.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh go on. Tell me another one.

[suicideslowly]

I like the album by Queen.

But does this ladyfriend of yours have a brother?

He's breaking her ~*~heart~*~

[astris-excelsa.livejournal.com]

You really don't...?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And to think that even though he looks more like a real dog he is less competent.