053. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Milkshakes. Yum. Not so good though without greasy fries to dip. Beggars can't be choosers though I really hate to have to walk all the way to the nearest B rank establishment do get what I want. Whatever happened to one stop eating? I think it went the same place as Eden.

Speaking of which. Cops? You don't do much right? Here. Call an Amber Alert.

MISSING ANGRY IRISH MIDGET
Name: Eden Mac Cionaoith
Height: short
Weight: easy enough to toss and carry
Answers to: "Lucky", "Hey You", "Speak Slowly So I Can Understand You"
Last seen: In the company of a suspicious man of Middle Eastern descent. He's got a kind of perversion as you can see.
 

In the meantime... What do any of you do for a living? Enough of you sit around and worry about people. Who likes puzzles? And when I say puzzles I'm not talking about put these things together and make Scooby Doo. I mean, let's solve ourselves a mystery. Jinkies!

Comments

[metastable.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm not in the missing persons section, but if I see someone of that description though I don't know what Irish means, I'll let you know and attempt to retrieve him.

As for what I do for a living, I'm a soldier and commander. Or, I was. Now, I'm more of a mentor and a teacher of warriors.

I enjoy puzzles. At times there isn't enough mental stimulation where I've been living before this City, I must admit.

Who are you, human?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Her. I forgot to put angry Irish female. Whoopsy.

Uh huh. Do you play Halo too? I'm sure that there's a lot of lacking mental stimulation when you're a walking happyface with too much junk on it.

Dr. Greg Canewalker of the Galactic League of Extraordinary Doctors. You can call me Dr. House.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I help run 7th heaven.

Puzzles... I like those, actually. But I en't really got the chance since Neuro left.

Did something bad happen to her?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. Really? Tell me something I don't know Lyra.

Well, en't that a shame?

Maybe? I'm not sure. I noticed no one else is eating my food or intruding into my office.

private || unhackable; strikes not thaaaar

[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

When I last spoke to her, she said she'd 'come back' when she was ready.

I think she's having a bit of a tantrum a hard time adjusting without Matt.

private || unhackable

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What. She had a boyfriend?

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

Back home, "wizard" would be my occupation.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That looks great on your tax papers.

[adamantined]

Why do you rag on her so much when it's obvious you're worried about her?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who is ragging? How else are people to know she is missing?

voice;

[abinconvenienti.livejournal.com]

What kind of puzzles?

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Mysteries but the good old fashioned way, through science and deduction.

[intellectspirit.livejournal.com]

I'm the next step up from a wizard's computer.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

They make ipods that look like skulls? Way to go Apple.

[meanestbrother.livejournal.com]

I'll keep an eye out for your friend. How long's she been missing?

I'm a server at Cassagioso's.

In the end, the City's a complex closed-circuit mystery scene. We just need a detective to pull some kind of answer out of his ass that was in no way precluded by all the story previous. The City's plot twists suck.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It'll be four days. The smell of Irish cooking is gone from the house completely. Lucky me.

I'm sure that's a joy.

Rule of thumb from Scoob and the Gang, it's always the first person you've met. Hm.

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

Eden's missing?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. I've looked under my shoe and the tables enough to know.

[orderonto]

Honestly, you had better not be referring to me.

You have no idea at all where she is?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And if I am?

I like to raise alarm for no apparent reason. We need more alerts.

[imyselfam.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll rain fries the next time milkshake comes out of the faucet.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Somehow I think that the chances of that are better than winning the lottery.

[y1ppee-ki-yay.livejournal.com]

Give it a rest, cane-boy. Leave the kid alone.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's missing how much more alone do you want her?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah. I enjoy a good mystery.