053. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Milkshakes. Yum. Not so good though without greasy fries to dip. Beggars can't be choosers though I really hate to have to walk all the way to the nearest B rank establishment do get what I want. Whatever happened to one stop eating? I think it went the same place as Eden.

Speaking of which. Cops? You don't do much right? Here. Call an Amber Alert.

MISSING ANGRY IRISH MIDGET
Name: Eden Mac Cionaoith
Height: short
Weight: easy enough to toss and carry
Answers to: "Lucky", "Hey You", "Speak Slowly So I Can Understand You"
Last seen: In the company of a suspicious man of Middle Eastern descent. He's got a kind of perversion as you can see.
 

In the meantime... What do any of you do for a living? Enough of you sit around and worry about people. Who likes puzzles? And when I say puzzles I'm not talking about put these things together and make Scooby Doo. I mean, let's solve ourselves a mystery. Jinkies!

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's so much better to pretend to like everyone then. That's a better plan of action isn't it? Living a lie. Lasting friendships here? Sure.

Is that all that the booster clubs these days are offering?

[adamantined]

You think that's a lie?

No actually, I pulled that out of my girl scout bag.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't think it is honest. Do people stay with you when you're at your best? Of course. When you are moody, angry, difficult then what? The crowd thins. Who stays? Is that my method. Maybe. Am I in constant pain all of the time? Of course not, I love walking with a cane and taking pills. It's so much fun. I think you should try it.

Cookies would have been better. Thin mints.

[adamantined]

The people who stay with you when you're at your worst are the people who matter the most, the people you know will be there when the going gets rough. But if you act your worst all the time, you'll never find those people in life. It sounds lonely to me.

Sorry. All out.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not my fault no one is up to a challenge or can deal with that much honesty. Now I'll never find a date for the prom.

[adamantined]

Be nice to Eden.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything if that is what this whole hormone rampage is about. She left up on her own. No fight or midget abuse.

[adamantined]

I didn't say you did. I said be nice to her.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because you asked.

[adamantined]

I said.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You didn't say Simon says.

[adamantined]

I didn't say please, either, but that doesn't change the fact.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're right. It doesn't.