053. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Milkshakes. Yum. Not so good though without greasy fries to dip. Beggars can't be choosers though I really hate to have to walk all the way to the nearest B rank establishment do get what I want. Whatever happened to one stop eating? I think it went the same place as Eden.

Speaking of which. Cops? You don't do much right? Here. Call an Amber Alert.

MISSING ANGRY IRISH MIDGET
Name: Eden Mac Cionaoith
Height: short
Weight: easy enough to toss and carry
Answers to: "Lucky", "Hey You", "Speak Slowly So I Can Understand You"
Last seen: In the company of a suspicious man of Middle Eastern descent. He's got a kind of perversion as you can see.
 

In the meantime... What do any of you do for a living? Enough of you sit around and worry about people. Who likes puzzles? And when I say puzzles I'm not talking about put these things together and make Scooby Doo. I mean, let's solve ourselves a mystery. Jinkies!

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[metastable.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm not in the missing persons section, but if I see someone of that description though I don't know what Irish means, I'll let you know and attempt to retrieve him.

As for what I do for a living, I'm a soldier and commander. Or, I was. Now, I'm more of a mentor and a teacher of warriors.

I enjoy puzzles. At times there isn't enough mental stimulation where I've been living before this City, I must admit.

Who are you, human?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

I help run 7th heaven.

Puzzles... I like those, actually. But I en't really got the chance since Neuro left.

Did something bad happen to her?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Her. I forgot to put angry Irish female. Whoopsy.

Uh huh. Do you play Halo too? I'm sure that there's a lot of lacking mental stimulation when you're a walking happyface with too much junk on it.

Dr. Greg Canewalker of the Galactic League of Extraordinary Doctors. You can call me Dr. House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. Really? Tell me something I don't know Lyra.

Well, en't that a shame?

Maybe? I'm not sure. I noticed no one else is eating my food or intruding into my office.

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[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

When I last spoke to her, she said she'd 'come back' when she was ready.

I think she's having a bit of a tantrum a hard time adjusting without Matt.

Private

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

You asked, didn't you?

Something you didn't know? I bet I could find her.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

Back home, "wizard" would be my occupation.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That looks great on your tax papers.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

I make so little they don't really bother me.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What. She had a boyfriend?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you magic away the Feds. Cool.

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[knightbalanced.livejournal.com]

You know the answer to that, despite your pre-occupation.

And I'm a military officer, at home.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

It's more like I crazy away the Feds.

Private

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

General question. I didn't think people I already know about would bother. You're bored too. It's contagious.

Oh?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Same difference.

[adamantined]

Why do you rag on her so much when it's obvious you're worried about her?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Everyone lies. No reason why she wouldn't either.

No. Really? Really, Luke Skywalker? Nice to know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who is ragging? How else are people to know she is missing?

Private

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

It's sort of magic, but not really.

[adamantined]

Do you have to be so standoffish and insulting about it?

[metastable.livejournal.com]

You look more like a human from pre-intergalactic times, from what I've heard of it. I'll edit your story in my mind. And no, I'm afraid I've never seen a video game in my life.

If you want the human-like version, I suppose I'm a high-ranking general in our army. Then again, I have a difficult time imagining what sort of army humans may have, when all they have to their benefit are their gangly limbs and enormous bodies. As a 'walking happyface,' -- flying, might I amend that -- I rely on mind as well as body. I get the feeling that he's trying to insult me. That's a lot of effort, he's putting toward it.

Humor and wit aside, well met, Dr. House.

[dresden4hire.livejournal.com]

Only one requires spells and the other doesn't.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Now you're splitting hairs, Harry.

Hah. Punny.

voice;

[abinconvenienti.livejournal.com]

What kind of puzzles?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My mother was right. I've done it so much it sticks that way. I'm really crying on the inside. Maybe if there were TV cameras I'd be more emotive.