053. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Milkshakes. Yum. Not so good though without greasy fries to dip. Beggars can't be choosers though I really hate to have to walk all the way to the nearest B rank establishment do get what I want. Whatever happened to one stop eating? I think it went the same place as Eden.

Speaking of which. Cops? You don't do much right? Here. Call an Amber Alert.

MISSING ANGRY IRISH MIDGET
Name: Eden Mac Cionaoith
Height: short
Weight: easy enough to toss and carry
Answers to: "Lucky", "Hey You", "Speak Slowly So I Can Understand You"
Last seen: In the company of a suspicious man of Middle Eastern descent. He's got a kind of perversion as you can see.
 

In the meantime... What do any of you do for a living? Enough of you sit around and worry about people. Who likes puzzles? And when I say puzzles I'm not talking about put these things together and make Scooby Doo. I mean, let's solve ourselves a mystery. Jinkies!

Comments

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

...she spends time under your shoe and the tables?

You think that she might've mentioned that to me, the last time we talked.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Short people have weird hang outs. I was covering the basics.

Yeah. She talks. That's her main mode of communication.

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

Short people have weird hangouts?

...ugh, you're even worse than Bumi. At least Bumi meant well.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Must be the climate down there.

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

Really, though... is Eden doing all right? I haven't seen her since I returned to the City a few days ago.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I knew she was alright I wouldn't waste my time asking where she is. I don't know what you do for fun.

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

I've met some people in the City who would do just that, for kicks. So... pardon me if I'm a little wary.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You should be wary anyway. All little girls should.

[sugarqueen.livejournal.com]

Little girls and old men alike.