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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-09-09 09:48 pm
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053. Diagnosis

Milkshakes. Yum. Not so good though without greasy fries to dip. Beggars can't be choosers though I really hate to have to walk all the way to the nearest B rank establishment do get what I want. Whatever happened to one stop eating? I think it went the same place as Eden.

Speaking of which. Cops? You don't do much right? Here. Call an Amber Alert.

MISSING ANGRY IRISH MIDGET
Name: Eden Mac Cionaoith
Height: short
Weight: easy enough to toss and carry
Answers to: "Lucky", "Hey You", "Speak Slowly So I Can Understand You"
Last seen: In the company of a suspicious man of Middle Eastern descent. He's got a kind of perversion as you can see.
 
In the meantime... What do any of you do for a living? Enough of you sit around and worry about people. Who likes puzzles? And when I say puzzles I'm not talking about put these things together and make Scooby Doo. I mean, let's solve ourselves a mystery. Jinkies!

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[identity profile] meanestbrother.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep an eye out for your friend. How long's she been missing?

I'm a server at Cassagioso's.

In the end, the City's a complex closed-circuit mystery scene. We just need a detective to pull some kind of answer out of his ass that was in no way precluded by all the story previous. The City's plot twists suck.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be four days. The smell of Irish cooking is gone from the house completely. Lucky me.

I'm sure that's a joy.

Rule of thumb from Scoob and the Gang, it's always the first person you've met. Hm.

[identity profile] meanestbrother.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I think the first person I met here was my sister, and she's missing as well. Maybe it's a conspiracy. She's also very short.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're not worried? Even with the guy putting out safe sex advice?

[identity profile] meanestbrother.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried about her hearing safe sex advice. It's probably the same as they teach us in school.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
The pedophiles need to learn the right way, you're right.

[identity profile] meanestbrother.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware the pedophiles typically needed that sort of education.
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