051. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants.

When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.

Kind of sexy too.

Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.

Comments

[caf-pow-girl.livejournal.com]

Not cursed then?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I look this good all the time.

[eastern-magic.livejournal.com]

Rate the growth?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

All in the name of aesthetics.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Jail bait?

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Robbing the cradle.

[warped-inside.livejournal.com]

Not everyone would complain about getting older, you know.

Though I think there's a little too much of it going on today.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If you don't complain about it then there must be something wrong.

[toobad-sosad.livejournal.com]

Rating?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Baby, you're a 9.

[healers-touch.livejournal.com]

A ten?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not for you, 6.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I think you're only a two - but you get an honorary six for being amusing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, see, if you look at the guide (http://vicodincrutch.livejournal.com/13430.html?thread=931958#t931958) I don't meet the criteria.

[akaladybasene.livejournal.com]

Mm. I have never seen someone rate another.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You should get out more. A lot more.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

First thing come to mind for you's appearances, huh?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. The first thing that comes to mind for me's is enjoying not being cursed.

[eiremagic]

....are you rating people?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Pretty much.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

You're rating people now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only a little.

[consecrat.livejournal.com]

Bitter.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Cynical.

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Charming as always.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Hello, Princess 9.

[cocksmanship.livejournal.com]

Well well, now here's a sport.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oldest game ever.