vicodincrutch: (smug/i'm right/ lookingood)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-20 03:33 pm

051. Diagnosis

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants.

When you're jail bait everything is roses? Think again. It's never going to last. One way or another the joke is on you, it's all a tease. Unless you dig cosmetic surgery. Oh maybe then there is hope. At 40 you'll be playing make believe and dress up pretending you're a 25 year old. That's mature.

Kind of sexy too.

Me? I feel fine. I appoint myself to be a kindly Hambert Hambert soul and rate the growth on a scale of one to ten. I'm seeing a good number of 8s. Someone gimme a ten.
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-21 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Who the bloody hell is Katie Holmes?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Add to the list Dawson's Creek.
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[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-21 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll never get up from the telly.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's an educational experience. I don't know why you'd want to turn it down.
eiremagic: (Eden - 30 AK-47s)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Because it sounds like the fucking Boxcar Children.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sleeping with a teacher is not in the Boxcar Children.